Holy SHIT!!! Just went out of the computer room for basically no reason at all. Felt carried by something. Walked out into the living room and there was a homeless woman in there. I got right up with one foot of her and barked at her to get out or I would call the cops. I had to keep barking at her for about four minutes for her to get the fuck out of my house while she chattered to herself and picked up her shit. I then had to yell at her to get the fuck out of my backyard, then I had to yell at her the whole way past my property line.
I guess I can’t leave my back door open at night anymore. FUCK! She wasn’t in there all night because I myself had been sleeping in there. She was only in the house long enough to put down her bags.